Thank You, God, for IKEA

Dear God,
Thanks much for the following:

- IKEA
- Clonazepam
- Anti-bacterial hand sanitizer
- Cardigans
- Skinny jeans
- The Internet
- Flamingos
- Drive-Thrus
- Photoshop
- Head-to-toe in Black
- Diet Soda
- Brad Pitt Movies
- Crocs
- Excedrin Migraine

With everything else going so shittily, thanks for thinking of us and helping us out a little bit.