Eyes like Marilyn

People close to me know I love Marilyn Monroe. Not as much as the Olsen twins, but she still has a special place in my heart.
SO...I ventured over to MAC to find the perfect liquid eyeliner that would give me "Marilyn" eyes. $17 and 2 hours later, I am left with thick, black, shaky, uneven strips across my eyelids. I blink and now I have TWO lines on my eyelids. And to top things off, this stuff would not come off with makeup remover, lotion or baby oil. So I went to work today looking like I let the girl running the special olympics booth do my makeup. No comments, just confused faces.